Quotes From the TV series

1x06 — There's No Place Like Homecoming



A: Lions and tigers and bitches, oh my! There's no place like homecoming.



Aria: How did I just go from wearing mom jeans to being Samantha Ronson?



Spencer: What are you gonna do instead?
Aria: I'll just read these and then inhale a gallon of Chunky Monkey.



Mona: Dance music isn't really my thing. I'm not really gaga for Gaga.



Emily: I'd think you would think homecoming is lame.
Toby: It is pretty lame. But you're not.



Mona: If we start slipping up, you and I will be right back at the bottom again.
Hanna: Yeah, well, I feel like I lost a few things on the way up.



Aria: You're here with Toby?!? Unless you have some genius plan about sleeping with the enemy, what are you doing?!?



Ezra (to Aria): Hate you? The only person I hate myself right now is asking too much of you.



Spencer: Where's Alex?
Melissa: He left. Do you need me to Tweet it to you.