Quotes From the TV series

Ella (on Hanna): That was some funeral dress. Her mother didn't get that from Curvy Girl!

Aria: Have you found a way to forget?!?
Spencer: Aria, it was an accident.

Aria (on Ali): Yeah, I used to think that maybe she'd just run off with some guy.
Emily: That she was laying on a beach somewhere.
Hannah: Or getting a tan out by the pool with that hot lifeguard!
Aria: Yeah, what was his name?
Hanna: Who cares? Save me!

Ashley: Try to remember Alison as the beautiful girl you knew.

Maya: Can I have a sip?
Emily: Sure, do you want your own?
Maya: I'd rather share yours.

Emily: So, I hear you're gunning for varsity captain.
Spencer: Well, I have a shot. So...
Emily: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
Maya: Is that a drinking game?
Spencer: Yeah, it should be.

Emily: Spencer, this is Maya.
Spencer: Oh...
Maya: Yeah, New Girl who moved into Dead Girl's house.
(Silence)
Maya: Can't believe I just said that.
Spencer: I can't believe you just said that either.
Maya: I think Brad Pitt and I are missing the same sensitivity chip.

Ezra: I can keep my feelings in check.
Aria: I can't. And even if I could, I don't want to. It's too hard to sit in this room everyday and call you "Mr. Fitz." I can't pretend like I don't know you.

Mona: (Laughs) Okay, I am all for boob jobs, but when I see those, I want to "moo."

Spencer: Telling the police now about what happened to Jenna isn't gonna make Jenna see again. It will just ruin our lives.

Spencer: When did you get back, Jenna? We heard that you...
Jenna: You can say "blind," Spencer. It's okay. It's not a dirty word.
Jenna: Wow — it’s so quiet! You guys used to be the fun table.

Hanna: Maybe you still look at me as just a friend. The girl I used to be.

Spencer: How weird was that lunch?
Aria: I'd say on a scale of 1-10, 11.

Aria (seeing Wren): Oh, is that the new fiancé? Is he as uptight as Melissa?
Spencer: No one’s as uptight as Melissa!

Waiter: What can I get anyone to drink?
Spencer: I'll have a vodka soda!
Melissa: Uh, she's kidding.
(they order)
Wren: Yeah, actually, I'll have a vodka soda.

Maya (on a picture of the girls): Alison was always in the middle. The center of attention.
Emily: Have you ever known anyone like that?
Maya: I usually run from those girls. They scare me.
Emily: Those girls?
Maya: The Queen Bees.
Emily: You seem like a person who wouldn't run from anyone.

Emily: I kinda sleep in the middle.
Maya: I kinda sleep in the middle, too.

Ben (Emily's boyfriend): So, Maya, now that you two have slept together, you're getting farther with Emily than I have. What should I know?
Maya: Good girls don't kiss and tell.
Ben: You don't strike me as a good girl. Did you girls get much sleep? Because I wouldn't have.
Maya: I don't know about Emily, but I slept like a baby.

Emily: Maybe I'm not the person everyone thinks I am.
Hanna: Who is?

Wren: Still having trouble with that bursa sack?
Spencer: I can't take you seriously when you say bursa sack.

Spencer: I didn't realize that you were into design.
Wren: Yeah, (looking at Spencer) I appreciate beauty.

Mona: This sounds totally gay, but if I saw you struttin' around in that dress and kickin' up those heels, I would think about doing you.

Officer Darren (on his suspicions involving the Ali case): Your mom may be hot, Hanna, but she’s not hot enough to make that go away.

Hanna (to an onlooker): (Pours liquor into her drink) It’s medicinal. Cramps.