Quotes From the TV series

Hanna: Mom, you don't have to do this.
Ashley: Do what?
Hanna: Squeeze his grapefruit.

Byron Montgomery (about Meredith): I can’t pretend like she doesn’t exist, Aria. It’s a small college.
Aria: Not small enough.

Melissa (on breaking off her engagement with Wren): Who's calling the paper to pull the announcement. It was hard enough changing my status on facebook!

Spencer: I did not invite your fiance to kiss me, Melissa. For the last time, he made the move on me.
Melissa: Right and you just sat there like a throw pillow with your tongue down his throat.

Mona: Have you guys even done it yet?
Hanna: It's not a race, Mona.

Maya (on Noel's party): Is this one of Rosewood'a Paegan rituals?
Ben: There was definitely some howling last year.

Jenna: Whisper, whisper, whisper. It's almost like Alison is still her.

Hanna: Nobody competed with Alison. You'd be stupid to even try.

Officer Darren: One can’t underestimate how much the past informs the present.
Hanna: Really? So are you still that same party boy you were in the class of 96? Did you call me down here to do keg stands?
Officer Darren: Wow, looks like somebody’s been doing their own homework.
Hanna: I like to know who’s joining us for breakfast. And by the way, my tenth grade picture isn’t even in that year book. I had mono and missed the dead line. Now, my make-up picture is in my living room... which you must have seen while you were wearing a towel. Is that how the police build their cases these days?

Aria: Why would I want to do that (go to Noel's party)?
Ezra: So your classmates don't suspect you've lost interest in your peers?
Aria: Too late.

Spencer (to Wren, about Melissa): Things were never great between us, but now it’s like The Hurt Locker.

Ben: What’s up, Em? I mean, last week you were all over me in my car. This week, I’m some marching band geek with Funyun breath.

Aria (to Meredith): I saw the way you were looking at him yesterday. I have eyes. Find someone who's available. My dad isn't.

Officer Darren (to Hanna about Noel's party): Or I could take you, if you don’t mind riding in the squad car. I wouldn’t use the cuffs.
Hanna: I'll be fine, thanks.
(Ashley looks at him)
Officer Darren: What? It was a joke.

Spencer: I made pasta, if you're hungry.
Melissa: I'm not eating pasta. I don't need to be depressed and fat.

Alison (to Hanna): Dammit, Hanna. Don't make me sorry I ever included you in the first place. I've gone out of my way to bring your big wannabee butt into this group. You better keep your mouth shut, unless you wanna go back to spending your weekends alone with Dance Dance Revolution and a jumbo bag of chips.

Hanna: I had some time to kill while you were foosballing.
Sean: Hey, I was on a roll.
Hanna: I thought you like contact sports.

Maya (about their photos): If this comes out decent, I’m gonna cut mine out and replace the one on my driver’s license.
Emily: Yeah, they’re always scary.
Maya: No, I skipped scary and went straight to Snooki.

Ezra: Are you okay? Do you need me to drive you home?
Aria: That's the last place I want to be.
Ezra: Why? What happened?
Aria: Can we just be here for a minute?
(Ezra holds Aria)

Emily (to Toby on his porch): Hi. I never got a chance to... I just wanted to thank you. Um. I'm not sure why you, well. It doesn't matter. Again, Thanks.
Jenna: Why is she thanking you? Why is she thanking you?
Toby: It's not what you think.

Hanna (about the Jenna thing): Well, it’s not going away — not unless we toss our phones and join the Navy.